Description

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still aresomewhere). Each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.

Plague Doctor Druid:
Listen to this Spooky Druids wisdom. But beware, for this wisdom is cursed! Once you know it, you will never be able to unknow it! Even when you think youve forgotten it, it will still be there, indelibly etched onto the very meat of your brain, just awaiting the proper stimulus to rise again! I mean, that has nothing to do with this particular wisdom, thats just how the neurology of memory works.

Plague Doctor Alien:
Hey stranger, Im looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentachands? Im here to inspect some cows. Just inspect. Definitely not abduct. Yessirree, just a regular human looking for a farm with some cows who are open to interstellar travel. I meangrass.

Plague Doctor Beast:
Legend says that on a night such as this, the Great Plague Beast arises in the forest! It growls its growl! It gnashes its teeth! Behold! The Great Plague Beast rides again! And what does it ride? A fancy 10-speed road bike hybrid with flashing lights on its wheels! Its not on brand, but theyre into it.

Plague Doctor Nymph:
Its hard to have a conversation with a tree. Ive tried. Ive been like, Hey Oak, who do you think the bad guy is this season on Only Murders in the Building?’ and the Oak is all like, Whatever. Not so with this Plague Nymph! Nature spirit! Forest fairy! They have opinions about the breeze and the bees and the trees! Theyre totally wrong about that murderer though, its definitely the guys brother.

Plague Doctor Cowboy:
Howdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead Im doing math homework. But I could be roundin up some steers and lassoing dem dogies! Except Im not. Im doing trigonometry for Mrs. Schpiels 3rd period class. Thats taking place at a rodeo!! Nope.